1 00:00:37,170 --> 00:00:38,170 I know. 2 00:00:40,630 --> 00:00:44,230 I was, like, totally expecting to at least, like, get laid tonight. 3 00:00:44,570 --> 00:00:48,090 Right. And then I got horny, I exfoliated, I moisturized, I got a fresh 4 00:00:48,090 --> 00:00:51,750 pedicure, and nobody was like, I know, I got a pedicure. 5 00:00:53,740 --> 00:00:55,940 It's like guys don't know how to seduce women anymore. 6 00:00:56,240 --> 00:00:57,240 Seriously. 7 00:00:57,340 --> 00:01:01,440 We don't always want them to just be aggressive and be sensual and be 8 00:01:01,440 --> 00:01:02,440 passionate. 9 00:01:02,920 --> 00:01:03,920 They're just pigs. 10 00:01:04,280 --> 00:01:08,900 Oh, they seriously don't get it. I'm getting sick of all these little boys. 11 00:01:09,600 --> 00:01:10,600 You're right. 12 00:01:11,080 --> 00:01:14,100 Seriously, I mean, like, look how hot we are. Like, if we go to a party, we 13 00:01:14,100 --> 00:01:16,060 should definitely be going home with somebody. Exactly. 14 00:01:16,580 --> 00:01:18,300 I mean, do you know any guys we can call over? 15 00:01:21,960 --> 00:01:24,380 Not any that are worth calling over, honestly. 16 00:01:25,020 --> 00:01:30,220 Just a bunch of lame idiots who wouldn't know how to handle us anyway. 17 00:01:30,760 --> 00:01:32,060 Well, it's gone for the weekend, right? 18 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:35,120 If we have your place to ourselves, we should do something. 19 00:01:35,780 --> 00:01:37,220 Who are we going to invite over? 20 00:01:37,940 --> 00:01:40,120 I don't know. I should think about it. 21 00:01:40,540 --> 00:01:42,280 You really haven't seen any cute guys lately? 22 00:01:43,820 --> 00:01:46,800 I mean, the last cute guy I saw was my mom's boyfriend. 23 00:01:47,320 --> 00:01:48,320 Really? 24 00:01:48,600 --> 00:01:50,980 Yeah, look up with him. No. She's dating somebody? 25 00:01:51,800 --> 00:01:56,580 No, he's like 20 years younger than her and he's super hot. I don't know how she 26 00:01:56,580 --> 00:01:58,100 scored him. She's a fucking freak. 27 00:01:59,180 --> 00:02:01,560 He must be really good in bed, that's all I know. 28 00:02:01,920 --> 00:02:03,160 Really? Yeah. 29 00:02:03,700 --> 00:02:04,700 Can you fight him over? 30 00:02:04,780 --> 00:02:05,780 For a few years. 31 00:02:05,980 --> 00:02:06,980 Yeah, no. 32 00:02:07,200 --> 00:02:09,080 I mean, I have a hypothetical situation. 33 00:02:09,440 --> 00:02:10,440 What would you fuck him? 34 00:02:10,600 --> 00:02:17,420 I mean, yes, he's attractive, but I am not going to fuck my mom's boyfriend. 35 00:02:18,860 --> 00:02:19,860 That's just awful. 36 00:02:19,900 --> 00:02:20,839 I can't do that. 37 00:02:20,840 --> 00:02:23,540 Oh, come on. I bet he would love to fuck you. 38 00:02:25,620 --> 00:02:26,880 He's even thought about it. 39 00:02:27,300 --> 00:02:34,160 I mean, I do catch him checking me out sometimes, but weirdly 40 00:02:34,160 --> 00:02:38,260 enough, I mainly catch him looking at my feet. 41 00:02:38,720 --> 00:02:39,720 He's one of those? 42 00:02:47,310 --> 00:02:49,630 I didn't even know my mom was into feet like that, so. 43 00:02:49,930 --> 00:02:51,710 You have some cute feet. That makes sense. 44 00:02:52,810 --> 00:02:55,650 You have really good feet. Thank you. 45 00:02:56,550 --> 00:03:02,310 But, I mean, he is really hot. I just wish he wasn't my mom's boyfriend. 46 00:03:03,170 --> 00:03:08,770 Well, just because he's your mom's boyfriend doesn't mean that I can't fuck 47 00:03:09,310 --> 00:03:12,190 What? Right? No, you can't fuck my mom. 48 00:03:12,650 --> 00:03:17,350 either what the hell that makes no sense but okay i mean if she finds out she's 49 00:03:17,350 --> 00:03:22,110 gonna kill you and she's gonna kill me then we just don't tell her i mean but 50 00:03:22,110 --> 00:03:26,630 she's gonna find out we can keep a secret she always finds out everything 51 00:03:26,630 --> 00:03:31,690 question is can he keep a secret 52 00:03:40,960 --> 00:03:44,440 I'm great, how are you? Yeah, this is my friend Kara. I'm happy you guys could 53 00:03:44,440 --> 00:03:47,580 meet. Uh, your mom is here, right? Uh, no. 54 00:03:47,920 --> 00:03:51,400 She's actually out of town, um, for the next two weeks. 55 00:03:51,640 --> 00:03:52,640 Two weeks? 56 00:03:52,960 --> 00:03:54,920 Seems like it's really pretty light. 57 00:03:55,400 --> 00:03:59,060 I've never seen a color green like that before. Yep, they sure are nice. Thanks, 58 00:03:59,060 --> 00:04:01,420 I appreciate it. Would you like to be a really cute editor color? 59 00:04:03,020 --> 00:04:04,020 Sure, I'm fancy. 60 00:04:04,040 --> 00:04:05,240 Just keep your face right there. 61 00:04:05,720 --> 00:04:06,720 Ah, oops. 62 00:04:07,200 --> 00:04:08,200 What? 63 00:04:11,150 --> 00:04:12,190 be a cute color on you. 64 00:04:12,730 --> 00:04:14,130 Would that complement my feet? 65 00:04:14,390 --> 00:04:16,750 Um, yeah, it sure would, actually. 66 00:04:17,510 --> 00:04:20,670 Um, I think it might be better with your skin tone more. 67 00:04:20,990 --> 00:04:21,990 Let me see your feet. 68 00:04:22,190 --> 00:04:26,110 Oh, God, let me see your feet. I can't see if the screen is different. 69 00:04:26,610 --> 00:04:29,190 I think that my feet are just fine, actually. 70 00:04:29,470 --> 00:04:33,390 Um, Malala, I'm really sorry that my mom's not here. You should probably just 71 00:04:33,390 --> 00:04:34,390 start heading home. 72 00:04:34,590 --> 00:04:35,569 Like, now. 73 00:04:35,570 --> 00:04:38,410 Before you go on, I just want to ask a couple questions. 74 00:04:39,200 --> 00:04:44,120 You know, like, you didn't know that her mom was going home. 75 00:04:45,100 --> 00:04:48,400 Yeah, I mean, why didn't you tell me that? Probably because the 76 00:04:48,400 --> 00:04:49,219 not that serious. 77 00:04:49,220 --> 00:04:50,540 I mean, it's very casual, isn't it? 78 00:04:51,420 --> 00:04:54,720 You never talked about exclusivity or anything like that. 79 00:04:56,720 --> 00:05:00,600 So it wouldn't be weird if he were to think we needed to date around. 80 00:05:01,620 --> 00:05:03,800 I'm just saying, like, he can get all the information. 81 00:05:04,520 --> 00:05:05,740 All he needs is that, right, man? 82 00:05:06,500 --> 00:05:12,000 Right? I just met her. I mean... Yeah, you just met... You just met her. 83 00:05:13,060 --> 00:05:15,200 I don't know. 84 00:05:17,720 --> 00:05:19,080 What do you think, Milan? 85 00:05:19,320 --> 00:05:20,660 I should just go. 86 00:05:20,900 --> 00:05:25,540 Yeah, I think you should, too. You know, Kira's just really friendly. Really 87 00:05:25,540 --> 00:05:30,900 friendly. I'm really... I don't know. 88 00:05:34,860 --> 00:05:36,340 Can't control herself sometimes. 89 00:05:36,860 --> 00:05:39,140 Okay, so please don't tell your mom. 90 00:05:39,380 --> 00:05:42,740 No, yeah, I most definitely will not. I don't want to be in trouble. 91 00:05:44,260 --> 00:05:45,300 Including you, right? 92 00:05:46,180 --> 00:05:47,180 Yeah. 93 00:05:47,580 --> 00:05:49,800 I mean, it depends for what. 94 00:05:50,420 --> 00:05:52,560 Exactly. We're just looking at pink. 95 00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:54,620 Let me just see your teeth. 96 00:05:55,980 --> 00:06:00,460 Why don't you see my feet? Because you always pick the same sparkly pink for 97 00:06:00,460 --> 00:06:05,570 your toes. And I think that it's very cute. But I just think if it's green, it 98 00:06:05,570 --> 00:06:06,570 would work. Can you do this? 99 00:06:07,090 --> 00:06:12,690 He really doesn't have to do that. That's not necessary. 100 00:06:12,990 --> 00:06:15,030 It's really not necessary, I promise. 101 00:06:16,390 --> 00:06:18,190 It would be cute. 102 00:06:18,850 --> 00:06:19,850 Okay. 103 00:06:20,350 --> 00:06:27,170 You know, Kara, we... I just think 104 00:06:27,170 --> 00:06:30,670 that maybe a foot in the past wouldn't hurt. 105 00:06:31,660 --> 00:06:32,800 Oh my gosh, what's wrong? 106 00:06:33,680 --> 00:06:34,680 Well, okay. 107 00:06:34,900 --> 00:06:36,400 How about you take that as a shoe? 108 00:06:37,360 --> 00:06:38,360 Here. 109 00:06:40,080 --> 00:06:42,640 That's all, though. That's all we're doing here. 110 00:06:43,280 --> 00:06:47,080 And it's only because my feet are really sore from watching you fall. 111 00:06:48,280 --> 00:06:49,280 Okay. 112 00:06:51,780 --> 00:06:56,800 I still think that your feet would be better this way. 113 00:06:57,140 --> 00:06:58,780 Come on. Put this foot right here. 114 00:07:00,460 --> 00:07:03,840 See how much more that compliments you? Yeah, I can see that. That would be 115 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:04,840 cute. 116 00:07:05,340 --> 00:07:07,140 Or maybe, like, the color on his lips. 117 00:07:09,040 --> 00:07:15,460 Thank you, Binky. He's covering my toenail, so I can see what it is. He's 118 00:07:15,460 --> 00:07:17,960 you a massage on his mouth. Yeah, that's all. 119 00:07:19,360 --> 00:07:21,860 You're actually putting your foot in my mouth. 120 00:07:22,380 --> 00:07:23,500 I'm sorry, what was that? 121 00:07:24,060 --> 00:07:25,760 I can't hear you. 122 00:07:45,620 --> 00:07:47,860 How do you know that I'm in defeat? 123 00:07:48,280 --> 00:07:54,170 I mean well first of all I didn't say that you just said it Yeah. Now 124 00:07:54,170 --> 00:07:59,130 I'm starting to think that you're in defeat because you brought it. I mean, 125 00:07:59,150 --> 00:08:01,170 yeah, why would you say something like that? That was really weird. 126 00:08:02,610 --> 00:08:05,970 Does your mom know you're in defeat? 127 00:08:06,870 --> 00:08:07,870 Of course. 128 00:08:08,450 --> 00:08:13,370 Do you have a lot of experience with measuring women in my feet? 129 00:08:14,030 --> 00:08:15,230 I think he does. 130 00:08:15,950 --> 00:08:16,950 Could you show us? 131 00:08:17,210 --> 00:08:18,210 Yeah. 132 00:08:21,560 --> 00:08:24,180 Oh, he knows how to use that tongue. 133 00:08:25,020 --> 00:08:26,160 Don't tell your mom, please. 134 00:08:26,440 --> 00:08:32,840 I mean, of course not. Would I possibly tell her that her boyfriend has my foot 135 00:08:32,840 --> 00:08:34,020 in his mouth? 136 00:08:34,980 --> 00:08:37,020 That doesn't really sound right, does it? 137 00:08:37,580 --> 00:08:38,600 That's really bad. 138 00:08:39,039 --> 00:08:41,220 Maybe it's better if it wasn't for her daughter. 139 00:08:41,799 --> 00:08:45,040 Yeah, that's a little better, right? 140 00:08:50,550 --> 00:08:51,990 He likes the way they taste. 141 00:08:54,530 --> 00:09:01,450 Maybe he could fit both of our feet in his mouth at 142 00:09:01,450 --> 00:09:05,530 the same time. We can make it fit. 143 00:09:08,850 --> 00:09:09,490 I 144 00:09:09,490 --> 00:09:16,550 didn't 145 00:09:16,550 --> 00:09:17,970 take much convincing today. 146 00:09:33,060 --> 00:09:36,000 That looks like my mom has been getting special treatment. 147 00:09:37,280 --> 00:09:39,300 It's way too nice to just be kept to one woman. 148 00:09:46,600 --> 00:09:49,000 Get in between every single toe. 149 00:09:49,380 --> 00:09:52,020 That's right. I want to have your tongue in between. 150 00:09:54,780 --> 00:09:57,080 Oh, you're so good. 151 00:09:57,500 --> 00:09:58,359 Look at her toes. 152 00:09:58,360 --> 00:10:00,720 Oh, my feet are feeling so much better already. 153 00:10:01,880 --> 00:10:03,020 Those are really good. 154 00:10:03,460 --> 00:10:04,780 Yeah, it is. 155 00:10:05,220 --> 00:10:09,740 I think your feet need some attention too. Don't forget about my friend here. 156 00:10:18,510 --> 00:10:21,190 I didn't say you could stop massaging them though. 157 00:10:22,290 --> 00:10:25,910 If you have a mouth and a hand, you can do both at the same time. 158 00:10:47,390 --> 00:10:49,350 Are you sniffing her feet? 159 00:10:49,990 --> 00:10:54,790 Are you already 160 00:10:54,790 --> 00:11:01,650 imagining what they would feel 161 00:11:01,650 --> 00:11:02,790 like wrapped around your cloth? 162 00:11:18,140 --> 00:11:19,500 Oh my gosh. 163 00:11:22,500 --> 00:11:24,000 Yeah, that's right. 164 00:11:24,540 --> 00:11:26,900 Take her whole foot in your mouth. 165 00:11:29,680 --> 00:11:33,680 Oh my gosh. 166 00:11:37,820 --> 00:11:42,740 I never knew what a freak you were. I mean, I knew you liked feet, but maybe 167 00:11:42,740 --> 00:11:43,740 this much. 168 00:11:59,470 --> 00:12:00,750 That's right. 169 00:12:01,250 --> 00:12:02,930 So good. 170 00:12:03,430 --> 00:12:05,630 Oh my gosh. 171 00:12:19,760 --> 00:12:20,600 I don't think 172 00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:37,780 any 173 00:12:37,780 --> 00:12:40,740 of the boys at the party we went to would have done that. 174 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:43,000 It's a real joke. 175 00:12:56,890 --> 00:12:58,310 Don't answer that. 176 00:12:59,830 --> 00:13:01,210 We don't want to hear it. 177 00:13:08,970 --> 00:13:13,490 No, someone's greedy in the next few years. 178 00:13:14,250 --> 00:13:17,650 It's definitely hard. I can feel his call. 179 00:13:23,310 --> 00:13:29,250 It's so... Oh my gosh. 180 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:39,460 and forth between my foot and her foot. 181 00:13:40,280 --> 00:13:42,440 Get it nice and wet. 182 00:13:43,880 --> 00:13:46,680 Put your foot all over. 183 00:13:48,180 --> 00:13:52,800 Do you want to know what feet row together? 184 00:13:55,060 --> 00:13:58,740 We just pulled it right out. 185 00:13:59,280 --> 00:14:01,700 It just slipped right in between our feet, didn't it? 186 00:14:27,440 --> 00:14:30,240 Oh, right at the tip. That's what you like. 187 00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:38,440 Thank you for telling me. It seems like he's done this quite a few times. 188 00:14:39,580 --> 00:14:40,840 Someone's a professional. 189 00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:42,680 Footprint. 190 00:14:46,580 --> 00:14:47,580 Yeah, 191 00:14:48,160 --> 00:14:49,460 I think I can do that. 192 00:14:51,860 --> 00:14:53,700 Oh, my God. 193 00:14:55,880 --> 00:15:02,680 Oh, my God. 194 00:15:04,740 --> 00:15:07,060 Oh, I think we're doing a pretty good job. 195 00:15:08,560 --> 00:15:10,860 I think so. 196 00:15:21,980 --> 00:15:26,420 Oh my gosh, that's 197 00:15:26,420 --> 00:15:30,640 crazy. 198 00:15:51,470 --> 00:15:55,570 Get my toes some extra space in order to your day. 199 00:16:02,090 --> 00:16:04,870 What about you? 200 00:16:05,730 --> 00:16:07,670 Put some spit on my toe. 201 00:16:19,530 --> 00:16:20,530 Do you want to watch some more? 202 00:17:16,879 --> 00:17:18,560 Yeah, we can keep it secret. 203 00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:40,140 oh my god oh 204 00:17:40,140 --> 00:17:56,320 he's 205 00:17:56,320 --> 00:17:57,480 such a little freak 206 00:18:03,020 --> 00:18:04,580 Would you like me to touch your skin? 207 00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:05,880 Oh, yeah. 208 00:18:06,440 --> 00:18:10,780 Right in between your toes. 209 00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:15,300 Toes can grip pretty good, can't they? 210 00:18:22,900 --> 00:18:26,960 Oh, yeah, just right in between. 211 00:18:29,880 --> 00:18:31,540 Relax your toes. Relax. 212 00:18:32,140 --> 00:18:35,480 Oh, that's what you like. 213 00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:37,560 Oh, 214 00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:56,220 that's 215 00:18:56,220 --> 00:19:00,480 what you like. 216 00:19:01,420 --> 00:19:02,920 No, we didn't tell you to stop. 217 00:19:10,920 --> 00:19:12,800 Look at those lips. 218 00:19:15,220 --> 00:19:16,220 Here, 219 00:19:22,460 --> 00:19:23,500 push your stick into my mouth. 220 00:19:24,120 --> 00:19:26,220 I'm going to put it out and feed it to you with my feet. 221 00:19:44,569 --> 00:19:47,830 oh my gosh 222 00:20:14,780 --> 00:20:17,660 Looks like he's already trying not to come. 223 00:20:53,510 --> 00:20:54,510 I'm so glad you're getting it. 224 00:21:04,840 --> 00:21:07,520 Oh my God, I think she likes that. 225 00:21:08,440 --> 00:21:10,760 I think she likes that a lot. 226 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:30,000 One, 227 00:21:30,360 --> 00:21:31,500 two, 228 00:21:32,880 --> 00:21:34,680 three. 229 00:22:00,959 --> 00:22:03,360 Thank you. 230 00:22:03,960 --> 00:22:04,960 Thank you. 231 00:22:33,409 --> 00:22:34,810 um 232 00:23:23,169 --> 00:23:25,970 Thank you. 233 00:23:33,620 --> 00:23:36,420 Thank you. 234 00:24:13,799 --> 00:24:16,600 oh my 235 00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:23,500 god 236 00:24:33,959 --> 00:24:36,760 um um 237 00:25:07,699 --> 00:25:10,500 oh my 238 00:25:10,500 --> 00:25:25,220 god 239 00:25:32,430 --> 00:25:33,430 I'm sorry. 240 00:26:15,799 --> 00:26:17,300 Come here. Come with me. 241 00:26:44,899 --> 00:26:46,920 oh my god yes please 242 00:27:03,370 --> 00:27:04,750 I've got a fucking day. 243 00:27:09,970 --> 00:27:13,750 Oh my 244 00:27:13,750 --> 00:27:24,790 god. 245 00:27:40,140 --> 00:27:41,140 Thank you. 246 00:28:14,540 --> 00:28:15,660 Thank you. 247 00:29:24,580 --> 00:29:26,460 Stretch me out, yeah? 248 00:29:57,059 --> 00:29:59,860 oh my 249 00:29:59,860 --> 00:30:18,880 god 250 00:30:42,430 --> 00:30:44,550 Please don't stop me, please don't stop me, please fuck! 251 00:30:55,580 --> 00:30:58,440 oh my goodness 252 00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:41,720 Oh. 253 00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:40,400 There it is. 254 00:33:47,319 --> 00:33:50,540 Oh my gosh. 255 00:34:16,240 --> 00:34:17,240 Can you hear me? 256 00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:38,840 Thank you. 257 00:36:17,279 --> 00:36:20,080 Oh, my 258 00:36:20,080 --> 00:36:28,380 God. 259 00:36:54,210 --> 00:36:59,830 I'm very proud of you. 260 00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:19,800 Because she might... 261 00:37:51,760 --> 00:37:52,760 Oh, Jack. 262 00:38:32,740 --> 00:38:35,580 um um um 263 00:39:18,870 --> 00:39:21,670 Thank you. 264 00:39:50,030 --> 00:39:51,970 oh my 265 00:39:51,970 --> 00:40:04,130 gosh 266 00:40:33,379 --> 00:40:36,180 Oh yeah. 267 00:41:07,600 --> 00:41:09,700 Oh, yeah. 268 00:41:41,290 --> 00:41:45,090 How are you doing that you're getting your feet on his balls a little bit? 269 00:41:54,520 --> 00:41:57,320 Oh. Oh. 270 00:42:31,290 --> 00:42:34,110 I don't know. 271 00:43:03,940 --> 00:43:04,940 Come on. 272 00:44:59,720 --> 00:45:01,240 oh oh 273 00:45:41,360 --> 00:45:43,740 Thank you. 274 00:46:11,759 --> 00:46:13,799 Thank you. 275 00:46:49,970 --> 00:46:53,090 That was fun. 276 00:48:24,690 --> 00:48:25,690 There you go. 277 00:48:25,910 --> 00:48:26,910 There you go. 278 00:49:05,080 --> 00:49:06,240 Come back for me. 279 00:49:49,339 --> 00:49:52,140 Oh, my 280 00:49:52,140 --> 00:49:59,220 God. 281 00:50:59,390 --> 00:51:01,010 Yeah, that's right. 282 00:51:47,279 --> 00:51:50,080 I was... 283 00:53:18,150 --> 00:53:19,550 Oh, my God. 284 00:53:50,640 --> 00:53:52,040 Yeah, who would be there? 285 00:54:06,120 --> 00:54:07,660 Oh yeah. 286 00:54:45,910 --> 00:54:48,710 um um 287 00:54:58,480 --> 00:55:02,280 Oh my god. 288 00:55:40,420 --> 00:55:41,820 Oh, 289 00:55:43,940 --> 00:55:47,120 my God. 290 00:55:57,560 --> 00:55:58,560 I'm sorry. 291 00:55:59,920 --> 00:56:00,920 I'm sorry. 292 00:56:01,380 --> 00:56:01,658 I'm sorry. 293 00:56:01,660 --> 00:56:02,660 I'm sorry. 294 00:56:07,100 --> 00:56:09,260 I'm sorry. 295 00:56:30,200 --> 00:56:31,620 Don't cry. 296 00:56:43,280 --> 00:56:44,880 Don't cry. 297 00:56:45,580 --> 00:56:46,600 Don't cry. 298 00:56:55,090 --> 00:56:56,090 Oh, my God. 299 00:56:57,630 --> 00:56:58,630 Oh, 300 00:56:59,090 --> 00:57:00,090 my God. 301 00:57:24,240 --> 00:57:25,240 So good. 302 00:58:04,790 --> 00:58:05,790 That was good. 303 00:58:08,310 --> 00:58:09,850 Thank you for giving us your mom. 304 00:58:12,290 --> 00:58:15,690 Can I let my mom find out about this? No, no, no. I don't want to. 305 00:58:16,110 --> 00:58:19,450 I don't want to keep fucking us like that. 306 00:58:23,470 --> 00:58:25,030 You're my little fucksling now. 307 00:58:26,070 --> 00:58:27,850 My little fucksling.